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25.11.2007 20:01 -
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German ;-)
Автор: nmladenov
Категория: Забавление
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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No mor difikultis :)))))
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How about Joke?
26.11.2007 03:03
26.11.2007 03:03
Hau abaut ze verd JOKE?
Nick, tova maytap li e ili e FOR REAL?
Tx
цитирайNick, tova maytap li e ili e FOR REAL?
Tx
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WOWWWWWWWWW
26.11.2007 08:16
26.11.2007 08:16
if zis is zruz i vil muv out of urop:) und go to ze USA:)
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Chaucer
27.11.2007 21:14
27.11.2007 21:14
Wel loved he garleek,oynons,and eek lekes,
And for to drynken strong wyn,reed as blood.
Thanks, your story sounds wunderbar!
You must be f----ng joking.
цитирайAnd for to drynken strong wyn,reed as blood.
Thanks, your story sounds wunderbar!
You must be f----ng joking.
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Hahaha
05.07.2008 01:56
05.07.2008 01:56
Скоро не се бях смяла така! А си мислех, че работейки с американци съм чувала и виждала достатъчно ghetto English. :)
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